Dave - an old Salopian renowned for his open mind, trusting nature and lack of hair finds himself in a potentially dangerous situation during a feeding frenzy in which The Crab mistakes him as a lone shrimp and attempts to devour him. Like a python, here we see The Crab dislocating his bottom jaw in an attempt to swallow the smaller Dave whole. Thankfully Dave escaped shortly after this image was captured and reatreated to the protection of his native Droitwich Spa. Once great friends, The Crab and Dave now see very little of eachother. Heavy workloads and busy social lives are not issues for either of these males, but it appears that they now want different things from life - The Crab living a life of excess, fast women (so fast that he has not yet caught one), fast cars (see earlier posts - mercedes with rabbit) and a passion for jetsetting all over the world, The Crab has yet to settle. Dave on the other hand has ventured out of Worcestershire only twice and is now firmly settled, living a life dominated by an obsession for farm machinary and FM 102 The Bear.
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