Initial reports from Crabs agents in the snow indicate that Henri has changed both physically and mentally. He is a bottom feeder, picking off weaker morsels - here he is stalking a cheese soufflé which has strayed from the pack.Initial facts gathered:
Weight - 19.75 stone - an increase from his natural mass, caused "due to the altitude you idiot!"
Hair Length - somewhere between Meatloaf and Cher - necessary for catching knarly airs and to compliment baggy clothing.
Annual Expenditure - C x 2 (where C = Cliffords annual income). Recent excessive spending has been on socks, which he claims can only be worn once because "they start to make my feet feel funny".
Note - this research is being carried out by specially trained operatives. If seen, Henri should not be approached in any event.
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