Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Bubbles
Distraught from having his hair dramatically trimmed by special agent Marsh whilst special agent Moreton strategically sat upon him, Henri removes from the inner pocket of his Extreme Snow Vest, a worn, black, American Express credit card with the name Clifford Coxe Ltd written across the front. Holding the beer tap with his left hand for stability in his intoxicated state, Henry proceeds to spend his annual sock budget (approx €1800) on Bollinger, claiming that he needed a "pick me up"….. moments later, Henri was seen talking to a nervous exchange student from the Netherlands, to whom he was explaining the subtle difference between the land / air speed of a grouse and a Capercaillie in late August.
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