End of the Shooting Season - Left and Right for The Crab

In recent years, The Crab has taken a real interest in shooting and whilst he lacks the coordination necessary to become a truly competent shot, his enthusiasm and general joie de vivre, means that he is regularly invited to join shoots across the country. During his time at The Royal Agricultural College in Cirencester, The Crab was very much a newcomer to the sport. One evening The Crab was boasting to his housemates that he had successfully achieved a left and right at duck earlier that day - and that they were hanging in the shed - here we see one housemate shortly after visiting the shed and discovering that The Crab had misunderstood the sporting terminology and had devoured two plump mallard in quick succession, much to the frustration of Mr Steady Frank Thoroughgood who had shot them the day before.