Mr H Horselife, a Warwickshire farmer (see earlier posts - The Muscles from Pillerton Priors etc) was recently savagely attacked by a clay pigeon. Reports suggest that Horsefly, who has a history with aggressive birds, was attacked whilst shooting in Shropshire. "The pigeon came from a nearby Hill" an onlooker said. Horsefly, not renowned for his physical strength, was unable to fend off the attacking disc and according to paramedics, lost nearly half a pint of blood (nearly two thirds of his body weight) in the incident. Thankful to still be alive, Horsefly is now left with a Harry Potteresque scar running down his pale forehead, which doctors say will remain with him forever.
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