The Crab has handed in his resignation at his place of work in Uxbridge after an unsavory calamari related incident in the office canteen.The Crab is set to join a firm based in Chelmsford (due to its close proximity to tidal water on the East Coast). Chelmsford is just 10 miles to the east of Chipping Ongar and Henri's (see earlier posts) family seat - a magnificent hall with Medieval roots.
With much bad blood between Henri and The Crab, Henri has taken the decision to place his family home on the open market, as the proceeds will also help to subsidise his increasingly lavish lifestyle of skiing and 'after-snow' parties.
The property sale includes a v12 supercharged 6.5l 3 door Range Rover with 428,000 miles on the clock, port stained white leather interior, wanted by police in 8 UK counties along numerous outstanding warrants made by the French La Sûreté Nationale for speeding offences.
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