SNAP

Normally a creature of slow, deliberate movements, The Crab is capable of sudden and aggressive movement, particularly when his feeding mechanism is sparked. Using state of the art technology with ultra fast shutter speeds, here we see the moment during a formal dinner party, where The Crab notices a morsel of food hanging from the lower lip of a young lady to his right. Not wanting to cause embarrassment and acutely aware of the need to act fast, The Crab snaps his feeding filter around the offending crumb and swallows it all within the blink of an eye; the girl's blushes spared by the fast acting crustacean.

Summer 2009 - Sea Wheat

Although a marine creature by design, The Crab has always taken a keen interest in activities on dry land. With hours if not days of practical harvest experience, The Crab can often be found on the jellyphone to his East Anglian contact Mr B Turner. Whilst previous harvests have been somewhat hit and miss (see previous posts), Turner has increased investment in the farm, taking advice from some of the most respected names in agribusiness in order to maximise returns from his family run smallholding. On the back of advice from Dave Chuggwell (photographed above), Turner recently invested in a modest grain storage unit. Here we see a photograph of Turner with Dave, celebrating the opening of the grain store with a few friends prior to Harvest 2009.