Clam Can (click the link not the picture)

There is no doubt that The Crab is currently on a high. In his private and work life, things appear to be under control. To mark these happy times and the onset of spring, The Crab and a small dancing band gathered at the weekend to express themselves via the medium of dance. Please click on this link: http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/share_view/zFOXF4PB31UqISvHiJSvqL5D

Hello?

Since leaving the south of the country, The Crab has kept an eye on his friends, taking great delight in their successes from afar. A recent success story is Matt's friend Tom who's sporting career is being overtaken my a musical one. Following a brief spell as an actor (playing the ship's cat in Red Dwarf) Tom then went on to play rugby, but quickly found that his flowing curly hair, thick mustache and astonishing vocal ability propelled him into the music industry. Here we see him on the front of his debut album - reportedly written for The Crab.

Krill Cream

Regardless of the state of the slopes, The Crab was in the Alps and ready to party. Always keen to maintain a slick external appearance, here we see The Crab preparing for a night on the tiles with a tub of his dermatologically tested and WWF approved Krill Cream™ branded hair gel.

Snow Bored

2008 marked The Crab's second skiing trip, the first having been in 2001 (which was marred by an incident with a Japanese tourist). Here we see the moment at which The Crab arrived in the resort, only to find his nemasis Henri waiting to greet him. The Crab was lured to the slopes after receiving a message from Henri reporting that the powder was incredible..... The two were clearly at crossed purposes, as The Crab noticed that Henri was pale and had clearly not been out in daylight for some months.