Burghley 2006 was, even by the Crab's standards, a big event. Accompanied by a number of friends, including the infamous Turner, the Crab booked into a quaint holiday cottage (which for legal reasons cannot be discussed in any further detail at this stage). The only evidence of what went on at Burghley in existance is the attached letter, which gives some insight into the events of 8-10 Sept 2006. By clicking on the letter and then enlarging the image, you should be able to read it.... 
